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Ridiculous Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)

Even in gun-crazy America, most of us aren't shooting things as part of our day-to-day routine. So most Americans actually know very little about guns. Hollywood writers realized this a long time ago and, being writers, used it as an excuse to never do any fact-checking ever again.
#5.
Silencers Turn Gunfire Into a Gentle Whisper
Where You've Seen It:
In The Line Of Fire, Die Hard 2, No Country For Old Men, Shooter, practically every James Bond movie.
The Myth:
Cautious spies and assassins know that if you're going to take out a bad guy in an office or a library, be sure to use a silencer. It turns the concussive "bang" into a neutered "ptew."
Above: Stealth.
Itty-bitty handguns aren't the only things you can silence. Giant freaking shotguns can even be fitted with a special silencer that renders them inaudible in quiet suburban neighborhoods.
Also, while silencers look all slick and expensive and fancy, Hollywood says pretty much any long, hollow tube will do the job. Grab a two-liter, stuff it with socks or something, and you can be just as dangerous as Mark Wahlberg in Shooter.
The Problem:
Exploding gunpowder is loud. Really loud. As loud as a jet engine. A little metal tube won't do a whole lot to stop that. This is what a suppressed handgun actually sounds like:
If you can't watch the video, let us sum it up: It still sounds like a freaking handgun. It does not make a soft phut that you could mistake for a kitten landing on a pillow.
An unsilenced gunshot is around 140 to 160 decibels--that's in the range where hearing it once can permanently damage your ears. If you've never had a gun go off next to you, trust us when we say it's loud enough that your whole body will flinch at the sound of it. A silencer can get that all the way down to 120 or 130 decibles, aka the sound of a jackhammer. Still loud enough to cause physical pain if it's close enough to you.
So a silencer really just makes a large gun sound like a smaller gun. If you're James Bond and are sneaking into the enemy's compound with a silenced pistol, you're basically hoping the guards will decide your gun is too small and wimpy to be a serious threat, and leave you be.
Many a GoldenEye guard made this mistake.
So why the hell do silencers even exist? Well, if you're in an outdoor, noisy environment, they can make quite a bit of difference. Specifically, they make it really hard to tell where exactly the shot is coming from, or how far away it is.
And as for silenced shotguns? They do exist. Here's one in action:
Yeah, that actually seemed to make it louder.
#4.
Machine Guns are Magical Death Machines
Where You've Seen It:
Starship Troopers, The Mummy, Max Payne, Commando, every John Woo movie, Scarface.
The Myth:
It's an old joke by now that nobody runs out of bullets in action movies (unless it's suddenly convenient to the plot, that is). Hollywood shows some restraint with revolvers--usually no more than 10 or 11 shots per six-shot cylinder--but damn, do they go hog-wild with anything that fires full-auto. So much so that that most of us have wound up with an utterly ridiculous concept of how those guns work. They're seriously depicting these things firing a hundred times more bullets than they can actually hold.
Because you can't actually see the bullets in a machine gun, Hollywood takes this as a blank check to treat the inside of a gun as a magical bullet factory. So in Commando we see Arnold fire without changing magazines for what seems like half the movie:
The Problem:
If you've watched a news broadcast about U.S. troops in Iraq, or played Modern Warfare, you've seen this gun:
That's an M4 Carbine. It holds 30 bullets. Here is a video of a small child firing one of those on full-auto:
He didn't give up after four seconds because he got tired. He was out of bullets. OK, how about the gun you always see the bad guys using, the AK-47?
Here's somebody firing a real one, full-auto:
Again, empty after four seconds. That's because fully-automatic weapons fire really goddamn fast--around 700 rounds a minute. Only you don't have 700 rounds in the gun, you have 30. So, do the math.
In fact, a U.S. infantryman only carries 210 rounds total, which means a battle conducted with full-auto machine gun fire would be over in less than a minute even if you count the time it takes to switch magazines. Fortunately, they fire on full-auto so rarely that many of the military's rifles don't even have that capability.
"But wait!" you say, "I've seen war footage from Vietnam and Iraq and everywhere else and you can totally hear machine fire chattering in the distance at all times. Somebody's using it, dammit!"
That's true, they're just not shooting people with it. Full-auto is only really used for suppression, that is, to make the bad guys duck their heads and hunker down while your people maneuver into position. In fact, virtually all bullets are used for this. For each insurgent killed in Iraq and Afghanistan, 250,000 shots are fired that hit absolutely nothing. About three tons of ammunition for every one dude killed. Picture Arnold lugging that shit around.
#3.
Bulletproof Vests Are Magical Force Fields
Somehow your best laid plans have gone awry, and now a bunch of Libyans in a Volkswagen van are out for your blood. They plan to shoot you repeatedly with their AK-47s, but you have an ace in the hole: a bulletproof vest.
In movies, body armor (made from a material called Kevlar) turns most guns from magical death-wands to hilariously overbuilt Airsoft rifles. A burst of fire from an AK-47 at point-blank range would turn most men's torsos into gooey paste suitable for spreading on crackers, but add a slab of Kevlar and you might as well have a Gandalf's magic protection bubble glowing around your torso.
"It's OK; protagonists never get shot in the head!"
The Problem:
In the real word, the vest that protected Back to the Future's Emmett Brown from the terrorists would only have been useful for its ability to keep all of his bits in one convenient (for the mortician) package. In fact, despite an additional 25 years of armor development, no body armor today would be able to protect Doc from that kind of assault.
The type of bulletproof vest you can actually conceal under your clothes provides exceptional protection against most handguns. But against an assault rifle like the terrorists were using up there? It's only slightly more effective than body paint and prayers to Khorne.
Prayers to Khorne and giant suits of armor synergize fairly well, though.
Our troops do have their own body armor, meant to protect against that sort of thing. It's much heavier and more rigid. But even it's only rated for effectiveness at further than 14 meters distance. When police wear body armor (45 percent do not) they don't tend to wear full military body armor. Probably because it weighs 33 freaking pounds and costs thousands of dollars. Since less than one percent of gun crimes involve military-style rifles, this is generally a pretty safe trade-off.
Generally.

Yeah, but none of these gun myths take into account the supernatural ability of the hero himself. John Rambo and John Mclean transcend the laws of physics other puny humans have to abide by.
Couple things:#2: Most of the time, guns get c**ked before the shooting starts. The guns would need to be c**ked at that time because there wouldn't be a round chambered. That's just basic gun safety.#1: Bulls**t. The Matrix didn't take place in the real world. Obviously the machines watched Predator and programmed the Matrix so bullets make things explode.
0 Replies Reply Posted on 6/16/2010 12:24 AM Giondi
cool article i already knew most of these. and SO WHAT if it is unresearched. this isn't a research paper for college! :P

That Glock was suppressed, but it wasn't properly loaded with subsonic ammo.So the loud cracks you heard were the sounds of the bullets breaking the sound barrier. It's a tiny sonic boom.Subsonic ammo would have made the gun just as quiet as in the movies.

Worst part for me is that most everyone in the movies is so damn accurate. reality of shooting at a target with a handgun becomes a low percentage exercise at anything more than a few feet away. Let alone when people are moving, shooting back etc.
that is when the main character is shooting, of course. If hes the target he wont get hit, not even with a heat detector missile.

All you need to know about stress and it's antidote( meditation, pranayam , yoga and all )

What is Stress?
Stress is a state of MindStress is a mind-body reaction/response to a situationTo flight from/fight the situation

Why Stress Happens?

When a situation/condition is not Acceptable to usWhen we want to do/get something but are unableWhen ego is hurt (feedback, comments, criticism…)When we loose something which we feel as important

Stress is mostly due to Fear (of Future) Worry (about Past)And not so much due to Present Moment

Different people ‘feel’ different stress levels for the same situations

What Happens when Stressed?

Psychology -> Emotional impactAnxiety, Fear, Depression, Anger, Sadness

Physiology of StressAcidity, Ulcers, Heart ailments, Blood Pressure, Kidney problems, Diabetes

Chain Reaction of Stress:

The Negative SpiralMind perceives threat > Triggers animal instinct of fight or flight> Adrenalin increases to prepare the body > Heart beat increases to supply more food & oxygen to body parts Blood pressure increases > Breathing becomes fast & shallow Metabolism increases Stomach readies for processing more food Acidity increases > Overloaded Excretory Systems to clear the toxin > Imbalanced Endocrine Systemsthe chemical factories of hormones, enzymes Imbalanced Emotions

Fear, Anxiety, Anger, Depression … PanicSome Impacts of Sustained and Unmanaged Stress BrainContinues to operate in higher Beta state (15 to 26 cycles per second of electrical impulses (EEG))Continues to trigger the rest of the body mechanism and create stressBlood Pressure remains high > High blood pressures can lead to Heart failure, paralysis (due to breakdown of blood vessels in brain)…Acidity, Ulcer and other digestive problems DiabetesKidney problems due to overload on removing toxins from the bodyReduces immunity and makes body susceptible to diseases….

Some More ImpactsHuman body & mind are a highly complex and integrated systemEach system impacts the other: either positively or negativelyStress and Mind induced effects on the body are far more harmful than the external pollution Internal Toxins are far more harmful than external chemical/industrial pollution

ISO 14000 needs significant change in the globalized knowledge era!Why Allopathic Medicines and Stimulants are not good for managing Stress

Allopathic medicines directly add chemical to the body and interfere with the internal chemical factoriesE.g. Taking Antacids for Acidity neutralizes the acid in the stomach. Then body thinks that the acid is not sufficient and starts producing more.E.g. Anti-depressants suppress the ability of brain cells to generate electric impulsesPeople taking such drugs for prolonged time become dullStimulants like Tobacco, Coffee, Tea, Coco etc. temporarily trigger higher activitiesSubsequently body craves for more & more stimulants
Then how to manage stress? Turn it into a Positive SpiralBreak the negative cycle at each pointManage Mind Positive Thinking and AttitudeLarger view of life & Meditation. Healthy lifestyle and food habits…
Yogasanas:- Exercise different parts of the body Combine with breathingCreates flexibility and hollowness, lightness Helps in flow of water, food, oxygen, electrical signals and flow of energy in the body
Isometric exercises As against Isotonic exercises of aerobics, gym exercises which help to build muscles which reduce the flexibility & become blockers over a periodWhat does Yoga, Pranayama, Meditation do at Physiological level?...E.g. Ujjai breath that we learn in Art of Living Prog: Increases absorption of oxygen into the hemoglobin by creating inhale pressure in lungs for osmosisE.g. Bastrika pranayama that we learn in Art of Living Prog: Increases the removal of carbon dioxide from the blood plasma by creating exhale pressure in lungs for osmosis Increases oxidation and liberation of energy in every cell of the body Air filter analogy in automobiles Stimulates nerve tips in lungs which have connection to the brain area where Pituitary Gland is situatedPituitary Gland is the master gland in the endocrine system and has a strong influence on rest of the endocrine glandsMeditation Takes the brain to Alpha state: electrical impulses of 8 to 14 cycles per second At deep meditation level (Samadhi state) brain goes to Theta state: electrical impulses of 4 to 7 cycles per secondLeads to deep relaxation

Sudarshana Kriya of Art of LivingTakes the brain to higher beta state Then takes the brain to deep relaxationThus exercises and expands the brain/mind capacity Mind rules the bodyrest of the body function Endocrine system Nervous system Mind
Enzymes produced by Endocrine glands influence every cell, organ and function of the body. They regulate mood, growth, metabolism, tissue function, sexual & reproductive processes
Chain Reaction of Managing Stress: The Positive SpiralMind peaceful, joyful Triggers hope, optimism, Positive feelings. Adrenalin normal to prepare the body Heart beat normal to supply normal food & oxygen to body parts Blood pressure normal Breathing becomes slow & deep Metabolism normal Stomach readies for processing normal foodAcidity normal. Normal Excretory Systems to clear the toxin Balanced Endocrine Systems the chemical factories of hormones, enzymes Balanced EmotionsEnergetic, Enthusiastic, Positive…….Calm Confident ComposedSo, to be “Successful”…. The definition I liked most:“The measure of Success is the number of joyful smiles per day every day” – Shri Shri RavishankarLife is full of choices; The choices one makes determine one’s life – they are like cross-roads IQ < EQ < AQ < SQ : determine what choices one makesManage MindHealthy mind FOR a healthy bodyIt is mind, and not body, that differentiates the leader from the restPositive Energy is most fundamental to any Leader
The Vicious Cycle Priority1) Pursue money 2) Pursue fame Loose health Loose joy Less creative Less Accomplishment Less Recognition Less Money More stress on the prioritiesPeople spend half of their life in making money and loose health in that process. In the remaining half they spend that money trying to regain the health Make it a Virtuous CyclePriority1) Pursue health 2) Pursue knowledge More joy More creative More Accomplishment More Recognition More Money Continue stress on the prioritiesPursue health (mind+body) and knowledge (universal knowledge) then money & fame will follow as a byproduct

tete - tete with Guruji( Sri Sri Ravi Shankar)

Do you know why the earth is shaped like a globe?
(Silence)So you can kick it and it will roll away! (Laughter) From the moment you wake up in the morning you are always with people and your mind is caught up in worldly thoughts. So sometime during the day, sit for a few minutes, get into the cave of your heart, eyes closed, and kick the world away like a ball.But as soon as you open your eyes, hold onto the ball because you need to kick it again in the next session. (Laughter) During the day be 100 percent attached to the work, don't try to detach yourself. But when you sit for meditation, then totally detach yourself. Only those who can totally detach can take total responsibility.Eventually you will be able to be both attached and detached simultaneously. Kick the ball and be in the goal! This is the art of living, the skill of living.

Read this post and feel proud to be an Indian . Jai Hind

Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard (hp) ?
A. Rajiv Gupta

Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today's computers run on it)? A. Vinod Dahm

Q. Who is the 4'th richest man of the world? A. According to the latest report on Forbes Magazine, it is Mukesh Ambani

Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail is world's No.1 web based email program)? A. Sabeer Bhatia

Q. Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-Bell Labs is the creator of program languages such as C, C++, Unix to name a few)? A. Arun Netravalli

Q. Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000, responsible to iron out all initial problems? A. Sanjay Tejwrika

Q. Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey & Stanchart? A. Vikram Pandit, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar.

Q. We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America , even faring better than the whites and the natives. There are 3.22 millions of Indians in USA (1.5% of population). YET, 38% of doctors in USA are Indians. 12% scientists in USA are Indians. 36% of NASA scientists are Indians. 34% of Microsoft employees are Indians. 28% of IBM employees are Indians. 17% of INTEL scientists are Indians. 13% of XEROX employees are! Indians.

Some of the following facts may be known to you. These facts were recently published in a

German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA . 1. India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history.
2. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
3. The world's first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects.. The University of Nalanda built in the 4 th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

4. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software.

5. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans.

6. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth.

7. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word 'Navigation' is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.

8. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now k! nown as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have (1999) officially published that Budhayan's works dates to the 6 th Century which is long before the European mathematicians.

9. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India . Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11 th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 10 53

.10. According to the Gemmological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world.

11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.

12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.

13. Chess was invented in India .

14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones. Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient India .

15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley ( Indus Valley Civilisation).

16. The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.


Quotes about India . We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made. Albert Einstein.

India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition. Mark Twain.

If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India . French scholar Romain Rolland.

India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a
single soldier across her border. Hu Shih (former Chinese ambassador to USA )

ALL OF THE ABOVE IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, THE LIST COULD BE ENDLESS. BUT, if we don't see even a glimpse of that great India in the India that we see today, it clearly means that we are not working up to our potential; and that if we do, we could once again be an evershining and inspiring country setting a bright path for rest of the world to follow. I hope you enjoyed it and work towards the welfare of INDIA .

Say proudly, I AM AN INDIAN

Jai Hind !!

As PCB architected new T20 league; Kundra roped in to engineer IPL split

By Sandeep Bamzai
It appears that the Pakistan Cricket Board was architecting a renegade cricket league in tandem with "friendly" UAE minister for higher education and member of the ruling royal family Sheikh Nahyan bin Mubarak to break the back of the successful Indian Premier League.
Red faced after the BCCI-IPL slammed the door on Pakistani players for the third edition of the tourney, it used the good offices of Sheikh Nahyan who has built out cricket infrastructure in the UAE to rope in Rajasthan Royals co owner and British NRI Raj Kundra to engineer a split in the IPL. A livid IPL organiser IMG was so incensed with Kundra for jeopardizing the tourney that it broached the matter harshly with Lalit Modi. The now suspended IPL chairman in turn used another RR promoter Manoj Badale to rein in Kundra.
Sheikh Nahyan has been trying to morph into the role of a Kerry Packer type of sports impresario who can optimally utilise his infrastructure in Abu Dhabi and Dubai cogently using his unlimited financial resources. The PCB actively instigated Sheikh Nahyan in this endeavour. Sportzpower has in its possession all the relevant mails which highlight this nexus to trump the BCCI and IPL.
So, why was Raj Kundra acting as a loose cannon and unilaterally trying to rig up a renegade cricket league, without the approval of his cricketing mentor Lalit Modi? What was Kundra's motivation to chart out a course for himself? Pecuniary benefit only? If Modi was prescient enough to understand the dynamics of the BCCI's cricket politics, then why did Kundra not realise the implications of his actions?
Modi in his mail on 8 April to Kundra says, "Cricket politics goes beyond what one can see. There are wheels within wheels. I am just a custodian for Indian cricket and as such just doing my job." Why then did Kundra try to push the envelope? Kundra is CEO of London based UK Tradecorp and though he started out as a fashion retailer - RK Collections Ltd, he morphed over time into an importer of luxury clothing to the UK. Incidentally, UK Tradecorp is in the business of electrical goods.
Once on the UK rich list, Kundra came into real prominence by getting engaged to Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty and then acquiring a stake in 2008 IPL champions Rajasthan Royals. Kundra who spoke to this writer after picking up stake was introduced to the concept by then RR CEO Ravi Krishnan (earlier with IMG and now back with them) initially refused to park his money in RR as he "felt valuations were cuckoo".
From Kundra's correspondence with Modi, it is clear that he was fronting for Sheikh Nahyan who has been building out cricketing infrastructure in the UAE aggressively. What the missive exchange also throws into stark relief is that Sheikh Nahyan was going ahead with a rebel cricket league with or without the BCCI on board. Still more importantly, the Pakistan Cricket Board (in conjunction with a consortium) smarting under the BCCI/IPL slap of not picking Pakistani players for season 3 was willing to commit $ 10 million per annum for 10 years on this venture. Interestingly, Kundra also mentions in his correspondence that during the course of the initial meetings with Sheikh Nahyan, he also met Amitabh Bachchan, Amar Singh and Sanjay Dutt.
Now what pray was this troika doing in cricket related matters? So many unanswered questions.

So, if Kundra was not representing Modi, was he Sheikh Nahyan's agent provocateur in the IPL? Sheikh Nahyan is the chairman of the all powerful financial investor - Abu Dhabi Group - which has big investments in Pakistan. It owns Bank Alfalah, Warid Telecom, Wateen Telecom, Taavun et al. Incidentally Sheikh Nahyan has been conferred the highest civilian honour in Pakistan, the Hilal e Pakistan. Was this Pakistan Cricket Board's way of getting back at the BCCI/IPL and Lalit Modi for treating its players shabbily during the auctions process earlier this year? Appears so prima facie. Otherwise, why is Kundra so vehement in going ahead with this "unauthorised cricket".
Kundra reckons in his missives to the other partners of RR - Manoj Badale, Lachlan Murdoch and Nigerian NRI Suresh Chellaram who is also Modi's brother in law that all monetary opportunities need to be explored and exploited relating to IPL. SportzPower which has in its possession the trail mails throws into stark relief Kundra's real intent. In fact, the war of words between Modi and Kundra had got to fever pitch by the end of it. The BCCI and ECB's lie was also nailed in the process. That Modi was the progenitor of the idea of a renegade cricket league.

The entire trail email between the stakeholders is out now . found it quite sensational after reading once .

We should be aware , coz. we are responsible for our action , inaction and ignorance too.

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Some interesting facts in Hindi

1.
कीर्ति वीरोचित कार्यो की सुगन्ध है।
2.
वही सबसे तेज चलता है, जो अकेला चलता है।
3.
प्रत्येक अच्छा कार्य पहले असम्भव नजर आता है।
4.
एकाग्रता से ही विजय मिलती है।
5.
भाग्य साहसी का साथ देता है।
6.
सफलता अत्यधिक परिश्रम चाहती है
7.
विवेक बहादुरी का उत्तम अंश है।
8.
कार्य उद्यम से सिद्ध होते है, मनोरथो से नही।
9.
संकल्प ही मनुष्य का बल है।
10.
प्रचंड वायु मे भी पहाड विचलित नही होते।
11
कर्म करने मे ही अधिकार है, फल मे नही।
12.
मेहनत, हिम्मत और लगन से कल्पना साकार होती है।
13.
अपने शक्तियो पर भरोसा करने वाला कभी असफल नही होता।
14.
मुस्कान प्रेम की भाषा है।
सच्चा प्रेम दुर्लभ है, सच्ची मित्रता और भी दुर्लभ है।
अहंकार छोडे बिना सच्चा प्रेम नही किया जा सकता।
प्रसन्नता स्वास्थ्य देती है, विषाद रोग देते है।
प्रसन्न करने का उपाय है, स्वयं प्रसन्न रहना।
अधिकार जताने से अधिकार सिद्ध नही होता।
एक गुण समस्त दोषो को ढक लेता है।
दूसरो से प्रेम करना अपने आप से प्रेम करना है।

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NOW GO BACK AND READ THE THIRD WORD OF EACH LINE

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Laugh Laugh and Laugh.......
Ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha,his wife asks him"why r u standing here?"
sardar ji bole :"sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon."

wife :"to jaao na!"
sardar ji :"kese jaoon"
bahar KUTTA khada h...!
Ek parrot car se takraya aur behosh ho gaya .
Car wale ne usse ghar lakar pinjare me rakh diya.
Hosh aane par parrot bola:-
Ayella Jail, Car wala mar gaya kya????
Aadmi nadi me doob raha tha,
Bola:- Ganesh ji bachao, Ganesh ji bachao.
Ganesh ji ne suna aur nachne lage.
Aadmi:- aap nach kyon rahe hai??????
Ganesh ji:- mere VISHARJAN me tu bahut nacha tha na.

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife....

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wifeNon-happening thi jo uski lifePappu ko na milta tha aaramOffice main karta kaam hi kaam Pappu ke boss bhi the bade coolPromotion ko har baar jate the bhulPar bhulte nahi the wo deadlineKaam to karwate the roz till nine Pappu bhi banna chata tha bestIsliye to wo nahi karta tha restDin raat karta wo boss ki gulamiAppraisal ke ummid main deta salami Din guzre aur guzre fir saalBura hota gaya Pappu ka haalPappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta thaGalti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aayaAur chod di usne Appraisal ki moh mayaBoss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?""Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

I.T. Industry Producing Movie

What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Here are some newer movie titles:-
1. Login Karo Sajana.

2. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya.

3. Shaheed Hacker Singh.

3. Password De Ke Dekho.

4. Mr. Network Lal.

5. Terminal Sajaa ke Rakhna.

6. Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani.

7. Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta.

8. Phir Teri Java-script Yaad Aayi.
9. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!

Yamraj Joke.......

A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS." HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.
ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS THE HELL....SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING.HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.
-Scroll down
>>>>>>>>>> "SORRY SON, Appraisal time, HAD TO ACHIEVE THE TARGET..."

Sholey-2

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to
Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur!
Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka
nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se
kah do ki Thakur
Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software
banana bund kar diya
hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye
programmers hire
kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par
powerbuilder chal
raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working
on a PC on one
Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a
laptop. Kaalia Starts
Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko
liya hai ye log
Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i
nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log
consultants hain,
Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:
"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska
server down ho gaya."
***** AT GABBAR'S DEN...
******
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar
sake? Kya soch
Keya aye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?
Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza
milegi... barobar
milegi."[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]."Kitne
sessions hain is
machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot
naainsaafi
hai.[logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai...
ab tera kya hoga
Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!"

what hppns when Laloo starts teaching

Laloo ki English Training.....
Laloo ji Bush se 1 monthEnglish ki training leke India wapas aye.
1 din phone aya,
Laloo ji says,"who's speaking?"
Dusri taraf se jawab aya.
"Are Hum Sasura Bushwa Bol Rha hoon."

quizzically urs.....

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven cats
Each cat had seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?

secret about life

"life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it"

tete-a-tete b/w a software engineer and his manager( in wednesday's style)

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mein vo hoon jiski biwi usse friday ko dus bar phone karti hai, "kya kar





rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? "





mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi, MANAGER



saab...





balki vo ye jaanaa chahti hai ki... kahin hamesha ki tarah end moment pe





boss ke bulane pe mein saturdary ko bhi office to nahi ja raha...











mein vo hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe





breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time mil jae





to...











mein vo hoon jo aksar phasta hain





kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mey phasta hai , kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal





mey phasta hai, kabhi boss aur client ke bawaal mey fasta hai.











Walk-In ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne MANAGER saab... us bheed mein se koi





bhi chehra chun lijie.. mein vo hoon..











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I am sure , you must not have exprienced anything like this ever before.

and the original supplier hits back .

well my friend now you are talking right...to some extent.
As you still doubt that its not MF hussains perception but of some sri ram sena neta's.
proof for that is :
MF hussain apologized N no. of time and repeated the mistake N+1 times..
his final words after fleeing india clearly depict his so called love for this country and its sentiments.
Its not about MF hussain alone and his mis deeds, its about being sarcastical and critical towards the sentiments of mass.
take example of STANIC verses by rushdie...I do not enjoy it as a human being..and think it's pointless and just a crime to play around with sentiments of the mass through usage of freedom expression.
In any culture there are loopholes..does that mean to twist the tale in your opinion....
till what time we indians will tolerate this. I do not see any wrong in protesting to such expressions in any ways and support the opponents of Hussain and rushdie equally.
There is a lot more in the world to make art out of it..no one should play tricky to get cheap publicity by hurting masses emotions by going cheap in art and crying the status of ancient art and sculpture to support their mis deeds.
AS A INDIAN I WILL AND EVERYONE SHOULD PROTEST IN ANY FORM WHAT SOEVER TO SUCH ACTS, BE IT AGAINST ANY RELEGION.

observer continues

couldn't resist from replying. TGIF and no work :-)
what r u pissed at? is it the man painiting nude of Hindu Godedss or the man not painting nude pics of his mother/sister? or just want to argue? what will saitsfy you? His apology or his nude pics of mother/sister/prophet? He has already apologised to world for paintings. But u can argue that even Galelio and Leonardo da vinci has to apologize to Church for Saying that Sun is centre of Universe and not the earth but didn't mean the apology.
btw i have seen durga riding in nude position and sarswati to play veena in nude position to teach the world. But first tell me, which old scriptures have u read and could not find these or where you looked for sculptures. If I provide these will you advocate for M.F.Husain with the same aggression.
I agree that the perception you are talking about and explained in text is very skewed/twisted. But I highly doubt it belongs to M.F.Husain. I guess that twisted perception is of the 1st person who started this chain mail and gone on length to create it

here the observer has smthing more to say

And the never ending battle continues:-)I have read some abt hinduism than any other topics mentioned here so will comment on that.. Well I have seen pictures of nude God/Goddess all over be it Krishna/Shiva/Vishnu/ and read the description of sex and sexual parts. I can vouch that it was not kamasutra or mastrama but purana/ramayana. Please read "A wonder that was India written during 40's or any old paintings of Krishna which is abundant everywhere.How one inerprates the picture depends on them. I see Durga riding and not f****ing a tiger. Ganesha was born from Parvathi body dirt and oils. May be it is a Mother and son relationship shown or his birth.Two Mythology stroies in short: Bhrigu went to see Shiva. Shiva preferred lovemaking to Parvathi and kept him waiting. Bhrigu cursed his linga to fall. Other gods pacified him by telling that it will be worshipped all over and signify everything you told.Second one - Shiva carried Sati dead body and was on world tour in anger. Visnu cut her body using chakra to pacify him. Temples were erected on different sites where sati parts fell. "Yoni" fell in Kamakhya.I don't see any symbolism in these stories but a direct reference to penis and vagina

comments by an observer( just posting on his behalf)

If u wanted to judge myself, u should have sent me the pictures only and not the texts to read. Should I judge this form artist point of view or as a Hindu?

I don't know anything of art or anybody whom I can forward this mail. Anyways I haven't heard of any painter/artist who has criticized these paintings.

Again these paintings are of 70s. How it became so offensive 25 years later?

As a Hindu, if I want to be offensive then should I destroy Khajurao and Konark Sun temple for having nude sculptures? What abt Kamakhya temple, Guwahati where "Yoni" of Sati/Parvathi is worshiped? Should we destroy all Shiva temples for having "Ling" inside them?

When does Hindu religion have problem with nudity/sex? All the temples built in India before muslim era have nude/topless sculptures. Some of the oldest/finest art can still be seen in Ajanta/Ellora. Hindu religion is far more liberal when it comes to nudity or sex. We are not like Christianity or Islam where Sex is not considered pure and is a taboo for Gods. Their goddess has to be virgin to give birth to a God. Women were considered born from Men and are never equal to them.

Whereas most Hindu ancient texts and epics like Purana, Ramayana and Mahabharata consists of vivid description of sex and sexual description among Gods e.g. Shiva:Parvati, Rama:Sita, Krishna:only-He-knows-how-many. You want me to be up-in-arms against this.

May be this guy (M.F.Husain) who used to paint pictures of Ramayana and Mahabharata in temples for living, knows more about our religion than us and is depicting our religion in most true and pure form

Judge yourself......................please read and see the picture
If a person dresses like a Sikh Guru, thousands of Sikhs gather and destroy their establishments , threaten to kill him, announce a bounty on his head - Sikhs are not criticised for being communal and intolerant,
If a Danish journalist depicts the Prophet of the Muslims , Muslims all over the world rise in anger, there is violence, a booty on the head of the Journalist - Muslims are not criticised for being communal and intolerant,
If MF Hussain draws paintings depciting Hindu Gods and Goddesses ######### positions (which relations are not borne out by ancient texts at all ) and Hindus merely protest , they are called communal, intolerant and taught lessons in secularism by one and all.
The problem apparently is not with Sikhs and Muslims, it is with Hindus , because we are not violent, we accept what ever is dished out to us , we do not have the guts to say that this is wrong , we seek acceptance from outsiders rather than from our conscience. We worship the same GOds and Godesses but dont stand up for them when the time comes.
Be a judge yourself of Hussain ' s paintings below.

Goddess Durga ######### union with Tiger

Prophet ' s Daughter Fatima fully clothed

Goddess Lakshmi naked on Shree Ganesh ' s head

M.F. Hussain ' s Mother fully clothed
Naked Saraswati


Mother Teresa fully clothed

Naked Shri Parvati

Hussain ' s Daughter well clothed

Naked Draupadi.

Well cloth! ed Muslim Lady.

Naked Lord Hanuman and Goddess Sita sitting on thigh of Ravana

Muslim poets Faiz, Galib are shown well-! clothed

Full Clad Muslim King and naked Hindu Brahmin. The above painting clearly indicates Hussain ' s tendency to paint any Hindu as naked and thus his hatred..

Naked Bharatmata - Hussain has shown naked woman with names of states written on different parts of her body. He has used Ashok Chakra, Tri-colour in the painting. By doing this he has violated law & hurt National Pride of Indians. Both these things should be of grave concern to every Indian irrespective of his religion.
!

Out of the four leaders M. Gandhi is decapitated and Hitler is naked. Hussain hates Hitler and has said in an interview 8 years ago that he has depicted Hitler naked to humiliate him and as he deserves it ! How come Hitler ' s nudity cause humiliation when in Hussain ' s own statement nudity in art depicts purity and is in fact an honour ! This shows Hussain ' s perversion and hypocrisy.
Don ' t feel shy to circulate. Atleast 10 people should know,
'HOW COWARD WE HINDUS ARE' WE DON'T HAVE COURAGE TO PROTECT OUR SELF RESPECT.