tete-a-tete b/w a software engineer and his manager( in wednesday's style)

*All of you who have seen the movie ‘Wednesday’... will love these




rephrased Naseerudin Shah Dialogue’s...*





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Project Manager *: kaun ho tum..??? kya pehchan hai tumhari ?*











Unkonwn Caller* : Kaun hoon mein...mein vo hu jo aaj committment karne se





darta hai, Mein vo hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha, ye soch ke kahin ghar





wale pehchanne se inkar na kar de...











mein vo hoon jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession





mein mujhe company se na nikal de..











mein vo hoon jiski biwi usse friday ko dus bar phone karti hai, "kya kar





rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? "





mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi, MANAGER



saab...





balki vo ye jaanaa chahti hai ki... kahin hamesha ki tarah end moment pe





boss ke bulane pe mein saturdary ko bhi office to nahi ja raha...











mein vo hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe





breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time mil jae





to...











mein vo hoon jo aksar phasta hain





kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mey phasta hai , kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal





mey phasta hai, kabhi boss aur client ke bawaal mey fasta hai.











Walk-In ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne MANAGER saab... us bheed mein se koi





bhi chehra chun lijie.. mein vo hoon..











I'm the…..*STUPID SOFTWARE ENGINEER*....